Saturday, November 13, 2004

 

Go To Hell...

Let's face it--- We're all going to hell...

You might ask yourself:
"Hmmm, I wonder what level I shall be dwelling for all of eternity, and what the topographic/atmospheric/thermal conditions will be like---not to mention, who my room-mates are".

Well my friends, look no further...

I give you the "Dante's Inferno Test".

So please, I urge you to take this test and share your fate with the rest of us on this Blessed Eid.
(Apparently, Amunki is bound for Level 2)

Oh yeah... Happy Eid and all that...



(Note: This was inspired by some Eid Shadiness)

Comments:
I did that too, was in 7th
 
I will end up with the prodigal and avaricious in level 4. Here is what it said about me:

Fourth Level of Hell

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Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.
 
Yeah...

Hmmm... Level 2 seems alright.

It is "A place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate".
 
"Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!"

NOOOO!!! NOT TO PURGATORY!!!! STRAIGHT TO THE LAIR OF MY EVIL FOE P4?! noooooooooooooooooooooo...woe is meeeee....what have I done to deserve this??!?! *weep*weep*anguish*anguish*

hooheehaaa sorry couldn't resist *sheepish grin*

Ahem. Onwards:

Purgatory:

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
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Blahhhhh. I'm gonna take the test again...

Gigi, boringly
 
Dammit! Level 6! Was aiming for 9, but I guess im too good!
 
GiGi, you have no where to go :)
 
Level 1... But I believe in the Mercy Of Allah :)
 
So heaven will be my destiny Insha`allah
 
Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

I didn't think I did that badly :/ I must be doing something right :@
 
And I thought I'd end up in the Seventh Level with Tata for Blaspheming and Sodomy *grin*
 
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