Sunday, February 11, 2007
My Hala February Patriotic Post...
This is one of the funniest things I have seen in my adult life.
I shall call it:
"Stupid Self-Promotion of The Decade".
The images you are about to see were taken exactly one year ago (to the day), in the Virgin display case (at Marina Mall).
It took me 10 minutes before I could stop laughing, wipe the tears from my eyes, and take the photos.
(I don't know why on earth I never posted this earlier)
Ok... Here we go -- Brace yourself!
So, apparently this is the "Wrestling Champion of the Middle East".
His Name: "Abdel-Momeet". ("Worshipper-of-the-Bringer-of-Death").
His Nationality: Kuwaiti.
His Outfit: OMG...
How the hell can anyone take this guy seriously?
Oh man, this is so wrong, on so many levels.
a) Homeboy needs a sports bra.
b) Notice what he did to the Kuwaiti flag.
WHY man? Why?! What did the poor flag ever do to you?
c) Ummm ... I think a) and b) pretty much sum it up.
[And here's his website in case you want more of this national treasure...]
Happy Hala February Y'all...
Saturday, February 03, 2007
Indie Flick of The Week...
I watched this not too long ago.
Highly recommended. 2 Munki-thumbs up!
A definite must-see for indie/art film-whores.
Some favourite quotes:
"Mary: No one can beat the Siamese when it comes to dignity, cats, or twins"
"Fyodor: Are you an American?
Narcissa: No, I'm not an American. I'm a nymphomaniac."
For more info...
Seriously.... When will it end?
Why, oh why?
Die! Die! Die!
Surely by now you all know of my hatred and repulsion towards the "Hummer" by-products.
I honestly can't put into words how much I loathe this:
Gas-Guzzler / Eco-Murderer / Eye-Sore / Urban-Assault-Vehicle.
Let alone a "Sprite-Green" one in the middle of a mall!
Yup. This disgusting icon of "Soul-less Car manufacturers" and "Big Oil" makes me see red every time. Without fail.
Thank you for making it cold in Kuwait, and warm in Moscow- you a$$holes.
So here's a big F.U. to all those bastards that continue to rape Mother Nature.
And as always, I'll remind you to check out:
(Click on Submissions to see!)
Ok... I just had to get that out of the way...
Have a nice day :)