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I'm sure you've all seen these on people's refrigerators. It's been around for a while.
Magnetic poetry is basically random words, that you assemble in whatever order you please...
Usually the result is something rather ridiculous and perverted.
I don't put that much thought into it... I just pick up the words and try to see how many dirty euphemisms I can come up with.

Here are some of my classics:

Tongue me fast & watch me moan like a frantic mother

Let me pound you with my lazy sausage

Blow my wet pole as I fiddle your puppy

Smear some chocolate on my smooth butt (written by B)

Lick my sweet skin all summer (you can interchange skin with "meat")




Surprisingly, I haven't written any magnetic poetry haiku.
Normally, it would have been the first thing I would have done... Hmmm...
WTFDITOIE?
(Why the fuck didn’t I think of it earlier?)

So, my next post shall feature magnetic poetry haiku.
In fact, I am going to do a whole series of them. Yeah, dammit...