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This has got to be the funniest site for Yo' Mama Jokes...

It's divided into categories. My favorite is the "Geek" section.

Here's an example from the Math section:

1. Your mom is dumb, she can't even solve a second-order non-homogeneous differential equation!

2. Your mom is so stupid, she tried to use substitution to find the definite integral of f(x)=x^2 over the interval 0.

3. Your mom is so stupid, she tried to find the total area of the graph under the function F(x)=sin x over the interval -1.

4. Your mom is so stupid, she derived all three Erenfest theorems using the position space representation!

LOL

And here are some examples from the Physics section:

1. Your mom's weight is modeled by the summation of a diverging sequence.

2. Your mom is so dense she refracts light.

3. Your mom is so massive, that the gravitational lensing effect is so great around her that a light beam passing within 1 AU has a radius of curvature of 6E9 meters!

4. Your Mom conforms to Planck's law. The greater the frequency with which she screws, the more energetic she gets.


And here are some jokes for you Code whores (hehe)

1. Your Mom is so stupid, she uploads executables in ASCII mode.

2. If we were to code your mom in a C++ function she would look like this: double mom (double fat){ mom(fat);return mom;}; //your mom is recursively fat!

3. private int yourMom = 1; private boolean isSlut = false; while(Math.random() * yourMom < isslut =" true;">

4. public boolean whore(String x) { if (x = "Your Mom") { return true; } else { return false; }


Oh man..... I am having waaaaay too much fun with this. I'm a sucker for Geek humour :)

Now, why don't you go

# posted by Amunki @ 10:26 AM